Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
133 Reviews
- Tuesday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Wednesday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Thursday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Friday10 AM–11 PM
- Saturday10 AM–6 PM
- Sunday12–9:30 PM
- Monday10 AM–9:30 PM
About the Business
Topless Bar Melbourne - Entertainment Venue | Schnitzel 'n Tits | Schnitzel n Tits is an iconic topless bar Melbourne. Round up your mates for an entertaining Friday night dinner & show with tasty schnitzels! Book now!
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1800808998
585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Hours
- Tuesday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Wednesday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Thursday10 AM–9:30 PM
- Friday10 AM–11 PM
- Saturday10 AM–6 PM
- Sunday12–9:30 PM
- Monday10 AM–9:30 PM
Features
- On-site services
- Online appointments
- Appointment required
Recommended Reviews
Louise Anne
30.09.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
My fiance came home from his bucks party with literal WELTS on his back/bum from being non consentually whipped by one of the 'bar maids' with A BELT! This is not ok! His friend came home with bleeding scratches on his chest as well!They said the food was cold and they waited 40 or more minutes to get a drink! Will not be going here and definitely not recommending to anyone else!
Emma Fischer
24.09.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
I organised my best friends bucks party at this venue for Friday 9th April. It was GREAT. As a female planning a bucks (having never been to one), Alana was SO helpful and replied to all my emails and calls.The waitresses were super friendly and the MC was hilarious.Highly recommend if you’re up for a very fun night!Thanks so much guys.
Eden Laurence
15.09.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
We are SOOOOO happy with our night here! We had the best time for my 25th birthday (24th Feb) and we just cannot fault the night.We were looked after very well by all the beautiful waitresses, we loved the whole concept & experience of the night, and we are definitely coming back!Special thanks to Riley & Hollie who were our absolutely beautiful, amazing & hard working waitresses, so happy with our service from these two especially ❤️❤️
S P P K
05.09.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
Fantastic night of laughs, music, entertainment, food and drinks. Not to mention how amazing the schnitzels were (the best we've ever had!) Hassle free booking, which is fantastic for a large group and we have already got our next group lined up to return, cause it was simply so much fun. I highly recommend booking your next event there. It was a perfect venue for my husbands surprise 40th birthday and the staff did everything to ensure we were catered for, including the entertainers, who were simply amazing and delivered a well dignified show.
Rosina taylor
29.08.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
Been to a couple of these nights now and honestly its the best fun we have had in ages!!!!! Gorgeous girls great performances and delicious schnitzels. Pretty sure we were having more fun than the boys. I highly recommend this night for birthdays or hens etc. will definitely be back.
Jules Szigeti
25.08.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
What can one say about this bar but “A place that knows how to show its guests a great time!Very entertaining
C H
14.08.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
The manager was lovey and so was the MC, really funny. We really enjoyed the food and the entertainment - Incredibly talented.
Sarah M
24.07.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
We had our first experience for my partners birthday. Wow what a night.From the friendly and funny MC to the awesome DJ.The waitresses and the entertainers were awesome and very friendly.The games played were funny and awesome prizes you for grabs.Food was awesome, very fresh and tasty.Would highly recommend this to everyone as we plan on going back again for future occasions. Plus all of our friends are planning on going back also. Well worth every cent very entertaining and comfortable environment.
Wendy Tomlinson
21.07.2023
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience
Was hesitant about going to this show and worried it would be like a tacky strippers. Couldn’t be far from the truth. Girls were great, show was fantastic and there was not a single bad behaved male (or female)in the room. Had a absolute blast and highly recommend. Very tasteful
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585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000
Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience