Pentland Primary School

Getting to this grass was a challenge that Pentland Primary provided. After discovering that this location could provide me with some juicy and yummy grass I decided to take the trip to enter, however, I did make the mistake of attempting to enter during 'schooling hours' which for some reason involved children attending the area NOT to pursue the grass eating as I would. After I managed to climb over the back fence and get myself to an area most suitable for dining my choice of grass was interrupted by a 'teacher' who was questioning my ethics of entering the premise. I explained my reasoning however it was not seen as a good reason' and I was 'trespassing'. Clearly, this was a new employee due to their lack of respect for my status, after a minor squabble and them resorting to calling authorities I explained in annoyance that I would take my food to go. After I managed to shovel all the grass I could carry in my fine green suit, I leaped over the fence and walked home whilst munching on the grass. After consumption, I tasted a perfect and ripe bunch of grass that could make me attempt the gauntlet of reclaiming the grass again. I could describe the taste but I fear it would spoil the fun and excitement of gaining the grass. To bring my review to a close I would say that if you are going to attempt this challenge, attack the backfield of the school in a group whilst one of you distract most of the 'guards' at the front gate. Overall if you can beat this question the reward is worth the trouble.

nice oh sorry thought i was reviewing bacchus marsh primary school