Kalkallo Hotel
399 Reviews
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- Tuesday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Wednesday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Thursday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Friday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Saturday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Sunday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Monday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
About the Business
kalkallo Hotel | Hotel steakhouse smokehouse
Contacts
Call Us
+61397452206
1324 Hume Hwy, Kalkallo VIC 3064
Hours
- Tuesday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Wednesday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Thursday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Friday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Saturday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Sunday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
- Monday11:30 AM–9:30 PM
Features
- Wheelchair-accessible car park
- Wheelchair-accessible entrance
- Toilets
- Wi-Fi
- Credit cards
- Wheelchair-accessible toilet
- Delivery
- Outdoor seating
- Dine-in
- Bar games
- Alcohol
- Beer
- Food
- Spirits
- Wine
- Seating
- Casual
- Groups
- Takeaway
- Great cocktails
- Cocktails
- Food at bar
- Accepts reservations
Recommended Reviews
Jos Blk
22.10.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Went here spent $500 between 3 people waiting almost 2 hrs for food, complained about food being cold! Mind you it was seafood and steaks! reheated in the microwave!!!! Then returned like it was remade!!.Never written a review but this place I will never step foot in in my life! Owner couldn’t care less about the place. The saying looks can be deceiving this place is the definition of that looks good worst place I’ve ever been! Department of health needs to go through the place absolutely over priced s***hole I’ll be waiting for the food poisoning to kick in!
Tess Ellis
02.10.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Just NO, over priced Food not hot, yesterdays leftovers , gravy cold, vegetables old, beans grey. I think my meat was off. Chicken Kiev cold / tough. Felt sorry for the lovely bar tender She did refund the lamb cutlets. I wouldn’t even feed my dog the leftovers. He might die. Sack the chef !!!
A H
07.09.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
I ordered a small margarita pizza, first slice while chewing I felt something poke me and found a STAPLE in my pizza. Called up and they said they have no idea how it got there. Eat at your own risk. They offered a refund but want me to pick it up! HA!
Neville Leo
06.09.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Very nice food and fairly priced, excellent service nice atmosphere.
Peter Jenkinson
01.09.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Paid over $100 for two steaks and a couple of beers. Ordered medium rare, but they both came back well done to death!Needless to say, we won't be going there again.
Hailea Elizabeth
31.08.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
When I first tried this pub at the start of the year it was good, WAS my favourite place to get ribs and lamb shank now that’s their only things that i can eat there.other they have changed chefs, management or they just don’t care but their food is cold, not well prepared or presented.My husband and I have gotten 2 different pramas (Hawaiian and BBQ), grilled barramundi (be aware the barramundi isn’t a nice cut off the fish grilled, its just the whole fish head, tail, skin and all, it looked off and smelled disgusting),a burger and gravy loaded fries all the following food was barley eatable and the general quality of their food has turned to mushWe have reserved food with hairs fully aware that either one of us has jet black hair (i am ginger and husband is blonde) they also don’t read or listen to instructions when I ask for a specific sauce not to be on a burger I expect it not to be there
Toni Owen
24.08.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
What a great chef, the meal was outstanding, service with a smile, we totally enjoyed ourselves.
D D
16.08.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Had a meal here, as we'd driven past a few times. Was barely anyone there, which is fine by me. Meeks were pricey, especially for steak but the special's board was great value. Fairly fast. Lovely atmosphere with a mediaeval type interior n the beer garden is very nice n very unique. Right next to the Hume though, so a little noisy.
G Hunter
25.07.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
The reviews on this place are hilarious, only wish we read them all before we dined here on Saturday night. The place was empty at 7.30 on a Saturday night which should have been a massive red flag but we are locals so we went ahead anyway.Much like Kevin’s review, we found the food to be underwhelming, overpriced and somewhat disgusting.The marinara was barely edible- pasta over cooked, ingredients stale and fish tasted like they had been floated in bleach to freshen them up.My partner had the Chicken with some sort of white sauce and a cooked avocado which was a strange experience. The thing that ruined it for her was the worst tasting orange juice of all time.Seriously at $95 for a pub meal and a few drinks the food was outrageously priced for the poor quality. We spent less going out for Japanese food in St kilda the following day and realised what a rip off last nights meal was.I’d suggest firing the chef and starting from scratch with the menu - no reason this hotel shouldn’t be pumping every night given its one of only two pubs within the 5km radius. Heading back to Donnybrook Hotel next time. Sorry guys you can do better!
Todd Smeaton
12.07.2023
Kalkallo Hotel
Some really good items on the menu. Very nice, helpful staff. Not expensive for the quality. Will be going back.
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1324 Hume Hwy, Kalkallo VIC 3064
Kalkallo Hotel