Loftus Oval

Loftus oval is the best oval in the world, the only competition for our business is the Epping West Park oval. Our grass is soft and green like the boys at Epping Boys High School. Our grass is always trimmed unlike your pubic hair, just make sure to leave before you come as it becomes dangerous during rainfall as gang leaders upheld daily meetings in the oval. Mitochondria is the power house of a cell. The locals at this oval always have a good time, behind the toilet with their vapes this is reflective of the schooling environment of the present. Scott Morrison was seen at this oval during his bushfire vacation and he will try to be present every Monday for his golf routine with his political party. Masks are mandatory. Thank you.

Love this place however l was thier not for soccer, football or any sports on the oval. l went to find some mountain bike tracks and was pleaseantly surprise with an abundant of trails with following single track, berms and drops for most abilities and being new to Mtb l was catered wonderful.

Went mountain biking nearby, the wet weather over the last 12months has washed out alot of the area. Not as good as it was over a year ago, but still fun in some spots.

Very nice trails. Quite a long downhill track, only a few minutes of very hard climbing. Nice features.

Great Mtb track i went fown, would be nice if there were signs to show the difficulty of the track. (Apparently there's an app?). Went down what i thought i lovely flowing tight forrest track, right up untill i was flying down and cornering on boulders and rough terrain. Had to go into survival mode, nearly went over the handle bars a couple of times. Great fun afterwards tho.

This is a great place to meet to going mountain biking hiking or playing on the oval. There are public toilets nearby and plenty of parking although on the weekends it can be difficult to find a spot.

Good place to meet up at the carpark before heading to Royal national Park.

Great place to catch up with dog friends during the week. The toilets are locked though

Great meeting place prior to Natioal park